Florida Man Geometry Golf Rope Hat
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
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Billy said the driveway was about one cornhole throw from the public county boat ramp, and somehow St. Johns County merch history was born.
The Florida Man Geometry Rope Hat turns that legendary measurement system into a clean, golf-inspired cap design with two cornhole boards, a bean bag mid-flight, and just enough county-meeting math to make a surveyor quietly leave the room.
Lightweight, laid-back, and built with classic rope-hat energy, this one is for Team Billy supporters, public ramp defenders, and anyone who believes some distances are best measured by vibes, bags, and municipal confusion.
Net Profit Note:
50% of net profits from this design go directly to Billy, supporting his longtime efforts to keep public boat ramps public. The other half keeps The Local Lion digging through meetings, documents, PDFs, and civic fog machines so these stories don’t vanish into the county filing swamp.
Details:
70% cotton, 30% nylon
Unstructured 5-panel fit
Front panel lined
Semi-curved bill
Contrasting rope detail
Contrasting snapback closure
One size fits most
Features the “Florida Man Geometry” cornhole design
Florida Man Geometry Golf Rope Hat
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
The Florida Man Geometry Rope Hat turns that legendary measurement system into a clean, golf-inspired cap design with two cornhole boards, a bean bag mid-flight, and just enough county-meeting math to make a surveyor quietly leave the room.
Lightweight, laid-back, and built with classic rope-hat energy, this one is for Team Billy supporters, public ramp defenders, and anyone who believes some distances are best measured by vibes, bags, and municipal confusion.
Net Profit Note:
50% of net profits from this design go directly to Billy, supporting his longtime efforts to keep public boat ramps public. The other half keeps The Local Lion digging through meetings, documents, PDFs, and civic fog machines so these stories don’t vanish into the county filing swamp.
Details:
70% cotton, 30% nylon
Unstructured 5-panel fit
Front panel lined
Semi-curved bill
Contrasting rope detail
Contrasting snapback closure
One size fits most
Features the “Florida Man Geometry” cornhole design
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-23 ¼ | 4 ¾ | 2 ¾ | 7 ⅜ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 52-59 | 12 | 6.9 | 18.8 |