Florida Man Geometry Tee
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$24.99
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Billy said the driveway was about one cornhole throw from the public county boat ramp, and honestly, that might be the most Florida measurement system ever presented into a microphone.
The Florida Man Geometry Tee turns Billy’s now-legendary county-meeting math into a clean, funny graphic featuring two cornhole boards, a flying bag, and the official unofficial unit of local government distance: 1 cornhole throw.
Soft, comfortable, and built like a future favorite, this shirt is for Team Billy supporters, public access defenders, and anyone who believes sometimes the best survey tool is a bean bag and a point to prove.
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Soft, lightweight feel
Double stitching on neckline and sleeves
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to avoid center crease
Features the Florida Man Geometry front graphic
Great for locals, boat ramp lore collectors, and comment-section mathematicians
Net Profit Note:
50% of net profits from this design go directly to Billy, supporting his longtime efforts to keep public boat ramps public. The other half keeps The Local Lion digging through meetings, documents, PDFs, and civic fog machines so these stories don’t vanish into the county filing swamp.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Florida Man Geometry Tee
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
The Florida Man Geometry Tee turns Billy’s now-legendary county-meeting math into a clean, funny graphic featuring two cornhole boards, a flying bag, and the official unofficial unit of local government distance: 1 cornhole throw.
Soft, comfortable, and built like a future favorite, this shirt is for Team Billy supporters, public access defenders, and anyone who believes sometimes the best survey tool is a bean bag and a point to prove.
Details:
100% ring-spun cotton
Soft, lightweight feel
Double stitching on neckline and sleeves
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to avoid center crease
Features the Florida Man Geometry front graphic
Great for locals, boat ramp lore collectors, and comment-section mathematicians
Net Profit Note:
50% of net profits from this design go directly to Billy, supporting his longtime efforts to keep public boat ramps public. The other half keeps The Local Lion digging through meetings, documents, PDFs, and civic fog machines so these stories don’t vanish into the county filing swamp.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |