"I Want Someone Who Looks at Me the Way Developers Look at Pine Trees” Bumper Sticker

Nothing says romance like a freshly surveyed pine forest with excellent subdivision potential.

This bumper sticker features the line:

“I want someone who looks at me the way developers look at pine trees.”

Made for St. Johns County residents who have watched one too many forests become roads, rooftops, retention ponds, and neighborhoods named after the trees that were removed to build them.